Ordeal at the beach

I was walking down a deserted beach alone on a pleasant night after a hectic day at work.The sky was cloudless and the bright moon was shimmering in all its glory.A gentle breeze was flowing ,making the night even more enjoyable.The beach was virtually without a sign of life.Occationally i heard unusual sounds and giggles.Its the animals i thought, maybe a hyena as i just passed the source of one such sound.I had a gun(a Colt Python,a .357 Magnum calibre revolver) ready to use at my sleeves in case i was under any attack.I was curious as to what made such unusual sounds and i retreated my steps from the beach to the line of trees and shrubs on the shore.

There was complete darkness and the weird sound increased in intensity.There was a narrow path through the dense shrubs and i knew that there was a clearing ahead at not long a distance since i explored the place before once. Then i could clearly hear a human voice gasping for breath,asphysiating.'Oh my God',i thought and ran forward,gun raised on alert,my night vision ready to find anything moving in the darkness.

No sooner i stomped five steps i stepped on something rolling. I heard two voices "ouch.".

"Hello .Who is that?Is everthing all right?"I asked gun raised,all my senses alert,my body shivering in anxiety.

There was voices murmuring in the dark and then out of the blue a male voice shouted seethingly"what the devil are you doing in this part of the beach?".

"I wanted to ask the same question to you"I answered calmly after a pause.

"Thats none of your business you f*****" he growled.

Then a female voice added seductively"Honey,why are you so rude to the gentleman?".Suddenly everything made clear sense to me .

"Are you two having sex?" I asked without hiding the obvious surprise in my voice.

"Thats none of your f****** business",the guy retorted.

"You know,you're worse than a cave man.Can't you get a room ?".At this the girl giggled and it aggravated the guy's temper.

"No you idiot ,we were just making out.And why the hell should I have to explain this to you?".

"Because I am the one making strange noises that attracts attention" I added with sarcasm. At this moment he started cursing me so badly that I thought 'Can a person have a fouler mouth than him?'.Then I said calmly "Ok.Continue baby making your majesty.I shall invite all the people in our kingdom for this live spectacle".If he had not been partially undressed with an equally undressed girl by his side,he would have chased after me.

'God help India .Let this indepence day bring some good to its people'I thought as I took a few steps into the shore ,out of the narrow passage through the shrubs.My eyes had not adjusted to the moon light fully when i stepped on something."Ouch".This time also two voices replied in unison.

"watch ur step" cried the two female voices.At that moment i thought 'India can't be helped'.

I remarked with great annoyance"why is everybody in this beach making out?".And then "slapppp....slapppp......".Each of my cheek was slapped.The pain was excruciating.

"We are not making out you pervert.We are sisters.We are building sand structures.This is a family pastime.Now walk away before i kill you" one of the girls shouted at the top of her lungs.'I am the one having a gun at my sleeve and this girl is saying she will kill me.What an irony!' I thought as I walked away.

As i was stomping in the moonlight i thought 'God ,don't put me in a similar situation again'.And the next moment a tooth came off in my mouth becuse of the powerful slap i received from the girls.I could not sleep that night.